The Anime Cards Collector of Cretanja Garrison 3 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Pharaoh with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.803 billion Cretanjans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osiris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The powerhouse Cretanjan economy, worth 353 trillion Scarabs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,692 Scarabs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, newspapers print only headlines, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cretanja Garrison 3's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Cretanja Garrison 3 is ranked 272,839^th in the world and 8,416^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.59 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.